"0pen Letter to the Klan"

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We commend your organizational skills
Modernized with contemporary uniforms
Leaders turn white sheets into white collars
Followers running the backwoods
With an Eighth-grade education
Million-dollar stockpiles of military arms
Hiding in the open invisibility of camouflage
Well guess what dumb-asses?

We still see you
Neglected, illiterate unable to read the signs
They say life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness
Even some stuff about all folks are created equal
But since no one has ever been lynched
for being a redneck
Your idea of limited rights is quite frankly treason

Oh bad little naughty Aryan hate-monger
Claiming the white race supreme
Preserving life for good God-fearing Christians
Killing yourself for blondey heavy-handed Jesus
That son you are proclaiming
Is black like African
Did not speak English but Hebrew
Because He was a Jew
Unanswered prayers get answered
As soon as you stop calling your savior kike and nigger
Why don't you go figure
What white power really means

Instead of bashing dreams and disturbing tranquility
Face the reality Helter-Skelter
(don't believe the hype)
Accept the natural propensity for doing what's right
Love not fight

Because Karma is a gold-toothed bitch named Shaquetta
With 15-inch acrylic nails (grrrr)
a pit-bull attitude
And blonde micro-braid extensions
You can run but you can't hide
And I dare you to call her a nigger--BITCH
Don't hesitate
Deal with the hate you create
Step back and heal yourself
It is OK to be loved
Its OK to be sensitive
Let that mullet down
Cause most Americans don't have a mother
who is also their sister, cousin, aunt and girlfriend

Heal yourself
Dukes of Hazzard is not on the air anymore
So turn the TV off
That sh*t ain't reality, it is just reruns
Embrace the pain
It is OK to remember that daddy
Taught you manly things with farm animals
It is OK to remember
Look deep into the past
It all stems from the fact
That you are mad at the black farm hand
For actually catching you with the goat
Than you are with the fact that he is black

Embrace the pain
Cause truthfully you are more mad at yourself
for having sex with an animal
We know it is hard
But there is hope
Just cause you are a goat-f*cker
Does not mean you're a racist
Heal yourself
Walk away from ignorance
Just don't move to our neighborhoods
Cause you're still pretty f*cked up
It takes time, lots of time
Get a G.E.D.
Give back to the community
Get some self-respect
Lose the goat

Oh creators of the great
hillbilly-inbred-mountainman-manifesto
Here is your ultimate en"whiten"ment,
The roots of what white America are
Black like rock-n-roll
Black like Country and Western music
Blacker than Charlie Pride
Black like a banjo comes from Morocco
Born of a people of color
We all come from the same source
A mass of black with twinkles of white
Morten waves that ripple the surface of the sun
Can't compare to that sh*t in depth or meaning
So nation of the KKK you cannot cover your ears
Cause it might be Eminem at the microphone
but suckas, it is Dre in the back pulling the strings
On all your fears

© Copyright , Jason Carney

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